Month: February 2020

Holding: America is more gullible than Springfield, and we need to make peace with the sober realization that we are either a nation of idiots or a nation of hypocrites.

Lyle Lanley strolled onto The Simpsons in 1993 and took the town for a ride. Literally. Springfield came into possession of a cool $3 million courtesy of a fine imposed on Mr. Burns (the town’s evil, less-sexy J.R. Ewing for the non-initiate, and I’m assuming that if you don’t know who Mr. Burns is then J.R. Ewing IS an appropriately hip comparison) by the EPA for improper storage of industrial (read: nuclear) waste. At a town meeting, Marge Simpson made an impassioned call to repair the decrepit infrastructure, but wandering salesman Lanley, played by the late Phil Hartman and based loosely on The Music Man, convinced the townsfolk that what they really need is a “genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail.”

The metaphor needs some work, I know. For starters, it’s not comprehensive enough. If Lanley wore a shirt that said FRAUD across it in big letters and the town still bought that monorail from him, bought several, in fact, we’d be in pretty familiar territory. The episode, Marge vs. the Monorail, or 4×12 in production-speak, was written by Conan O’Brien and directed by the guy that directed Wreck-It-Ralph and Ralph Breaks the Internet (and over a dozen other episodes of The Simpsons, as well as co-directing the pilot of Futurama, and directing that episode of Drawn Together where Foxxy Love teaches Wooldoor Sockbat to masturbate). It is largely considered one of the best episodes of The Simpsons, and if you haven’t seen it, here’s what happens in a nutshell: the slick Lanley convinces the town they need a monorail more than they need repairs to their shitty infrastructure, inept Homer is made train conductor, and Lanley quickly leaves town with his money before the maiden voyage so he’s not held accountable when the poorly-constructed monorail crashes and burns.

I hope it’s obvious that I’m talking about the election of Donald Trump and the persistence of his supporters.

Trump’s 2016 victory left a lot of us with burning questions we never thought we’d have to ask. What does it take to get people to install a wholly and woefully incompetent leader over our government? What urgency is prerequisite to deciding that basic human decency isn’t necessary in American leadership? Right off the bat I’m scanning the room: if you agree with me then I’m preaching to the choir; if you don’t, nothing I can say will change your mind. As the adage goes: if logic didn’t bring you here, it certainly won’t get you out.

The GOP has a history of electing unqualified fools (or failing to elect qualified ones), at least over the past forty years (roughly my lifetime). Ronald Reagan was a Hollywood actor. George W. Bush couldn’t get in to University of Texas Law School. Bush Sr., at least, WAS qualified: Texas congressman, Ambassador to the United Nations, RNC Chair, ambassador to China, head of the CIA, and Vice President. Perhaps too qualified, as he lost re-election in 1992. In fact, George Herbert Walker Bush’s unpopularity even among Republicans is a window into the soul of the GOP. The cover of the October 1987 edition of Newsweek called Bush a wimp. Bush, a WWII veteran that enlisted after Pearl Harbor and became the US Navy’s youngest pilot when he received his naval commission in June 1943 mere days before his 19th birthday. Bush, who was shot down by the Japanese after a successful bombing attack on Japanese installations at Chi Chi Jima and bailed out of his craft into the water, where he waited four hours for rescue. This is the man the GOP deemed too wimpy to re-elect. A Yale man, fraternity president for Delta Kappa Epsilon, captain of the Yale baseball team, winner of numerous athletic awards, and Phi Beta Kappa graduate. As he ran to succeed Reagan the phrase every woman’s first husband was making the rounds. His remarkably genuine brand of humility was incompatible with the Republican need for ostentatious showmanship of the like provided in abundance by the great communicator, or Bush’s smart-aleck cowboy persona, or carnival barker Trump. The GOP don’t want statesmen, they want showmen. The successful elections of Reagan, W, and Trump, and the unsuccessful re-election of George Herbert Walker Bush, is the greatest indictment of the GOP’s soul: slickness, not substance. One might even venture to suggest that conman charisma is a prerequisite to winning the White House as a Republican.

Donald Trump is quite the showman. In the eighties he acquired the Taj Mahal casino in Las Vegas, which was financed by over $600 million in junk bond trading and cost over one billion dollars when it was opened, and within a year it was bankrupt. In fact, Trump’s hotels and casinos endured several bankruptcy filings between the bankruptcy of the Taj Mahal and Barack Obama’s first term as president. By the 1990s, only Deutsche Bank would lend to Trump, who now owed a combined $4 billion to 70 different banks, and major lenders were quickly limiting their exposure to the sinking real estate market. Accusations of sexual assault and misconduct against Trump go back as far as the seventies. His divorce from Ivana Trump, and affair and subsequent marriage to actress Marla Maples, was highly-publicized at the time, as was their divorce and his subsequent marriage to nude model Melania Trump. In the early 2000s, he began hosting a reality show, The Apprentice.

It’s not all failed casinos and torrid love affairs, however. Let’s not count out his conman charisma and otherwise all-around corrupt behaviors. He and father Fred were sued in 1973 by the Justice Department for refusing to rent to black people. He was accused of tenant intimidation. He has alleged ties to mafia figures, though the ubiquity of organized crime in the concrete business of 1980s New York City mitigates this somewhat. In 1991, Trump and others were found guilty by a federal judge of “conspiring to avoid paying union pension and welfare contributions for the workers.” He’s been fined multiple times for violating state casino laws in both New Jersey and New York, and he was fined by the Federal Trade Commission in 1987 for failing to disclose stock purchases above minimum disclosure levels. In 2018, Trump settled a series of lawsuits against his eponymous “university” for $25 million, though the matter was rife with scandal: the name of the business was changed because the school violated New York law by operating without an educational license; students were encouraged to max out their credit cards to pay tuition; and many of the faculty were woefully unqualified, from lacking college degrees to holding jobs as travel agents and motivational speakers and, in at least one case, being a convicted felon. Trump’s most recent infraction, which was settled in December 2019 when he was court-ordered to pay a $2 million fine for misusing the funds of his namesake charity foundation, saw him divvying out a cool reparative $250,000 to eight charities, including Army Emergency Relief and the US Holocaust Memorial Museum. The foundation was dissolved by mandate and three of his children were required to attend mandatory training on how to manage a charity.

I could go on and on. It is hard to keep track of the constantly unfolding Trump scandals. But the one important fact that I want to draw attention to is that in spite of the shockingly incomplete list of frauds, foibles, and transgressions listed above, over 80% of evangelicals voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election, the most supportive of those evangelicals are regular church-goers, and more than three years into his presidency there has been almost no erosion of that support. Who can think of a sharper contrast than the lifestyle and career of Donald Trump against the love, grace, and charity of Christian theology? Are these gullible victims of a conman or hypocrites come to light? I can’t explain the phenomenon, content as I am to marvel at it, but I think the answer is an easy one: a little bit of both.

According to Wayne Flynt, professor emeritus of history at Auburn University, Baptist minister, and personal friend of the late Harper Lee, the election of Donald Trump “laid out graphically what is in essence the loss of Christian America,” or what he goes on to call a “late-stage Christian afterglow.” The point he makes is striking: evangelicals have turned to their own form of secular humanism to fight against, well, secular humanism. Eschewing the traditional morality of the Religious Right, the voting evangelicals see no conflict in a type of politics that wants nothing do with the antiquated notions that one should love one another as I have loved you (John 13:34), or that the meek shall inherit the earth (Matthew 5:5), or that you shall know them by their fruit (Matthew 7:20). “There are few greater proponents of social welfare in human history than Jesus Christ,” writes Caroline Builta for the campus newspaper at the University of Alabama. “The Bible teaches compassion for and servitude toward the impoverished, and yet, there is no bigger proponent of pulling yourself up by the bootstraps than the Republican party.” Today, the party is known for its staunch opposition to gay rights, abortion, and gun control, but little else of modern conservatism speaks to any genuine vision of religiosity. Indeed, there was a time when the Southern Baptist Convention saw the Roe v. Wade decision as an advancement of “religious liberty, human equality and justice.” Just over five years ago, the Southern Baptist Convention put out a condemnation of casinos and lotteries, an industry Trump profited on for years. This had, one surmises, no impact on how its members voted in November 2016. In fact, the deeper one delves into this rabbit hole, the more obvious it becomes that the modern defining feature of American Christianity is a repeated failure to put their money where their mouth is. Evangelicals mostly target sins they do not want to commit (homosexuality) or simply cannot (abortion, for men). They have no interest in condemning or outlawing the temptations they frequently enjoy. It’s the Bible Belt that consumes the most porn according to studies in 2014 and 2017. Evangelical protestants are more likely to be divorced than any other Christian denomination or non-christian faith, including agnostics and atheists. Jesus condemns divorce in four different places in the bible. “Does divorce bother evangelicals?” Pastor Flynt asks. “No, absolutely not. Does adultery bother evangelicals? No, not really, because if so they wouldn’t have voted for Donald Trump. So what bothers them? Abortion and same-sex marriage. Beyond that, there’s no longer an agenda.” As evangelicals seem intent on turning a blind eye to their own faults while railing against others, and considering their propensity toward failed marriages and porn addiction, perhaps it makes perfect sense that they would vote for Donald Trump though, perhaps, it’s obvious that rational thought is not the topic of today’s sermon, bless and keep you.

When Lyle Lanley went on a monorail PR tour at Springfield Elementary, Lisa Simpson, the show’s skeptic-in-residence, rightly asks why anyone would build “a mass transit system in a small town with a centralized population.” It was an excellent question, but not even Lisa Simpson is immune to a little intellectual flattery. He swoons, she giggles, and everyone moves on. I wish it were this simple in the age of Trump. We are living in a world where The History Channel hosts a program called Ancient Aliens and The Learning Channel documents the life and times of Honey Boo Boo. We are not the moral and intellectual bastion that we like to think we are. And so, Trump is not just a conman, but an obvious one. THAT is the bee’s sting. Nuance is not a requirement for gulling the American people. It takes blatant stupidity or willful ignorance to confuse a moral defender of the American family for a serial adulterer whose comments about his own daughter should have ended his candidacy right off the bat, or to mistake a paragon of business success with a man that lost $1.10 billion across a ten-year span. And yet, here we are. His election stemmed from a combination of racial tensions, the disillusionment of the rust belt and the midwest, the perpetual disbelief that government can’t do anything right, and the so-called Jesse Ventura effect, which Michael Moore discusses in his prophetic article that warned Democrats that Trump would assuredly win the presidency in 2016.

Trump’s political success has been, at least ostensibly, based on lies and misinformation. It began with the birther movement. He didn’t start the rumors about Barack Obama’s putative place of birth, but he promoted the conspiracy theories even after Obama authorized the release of his long-form birth certificate. This tactic prefaced the ethos of his irrational candidate platform, which was, essentially, to take the country back from Obama. This is where it gets weird.

It is atypical to run for president on a series of campaign promises that mirror successes that are already occurring under the incumbent, but this is precisely what Donald Trump did. He riled his base against Mexico and illegal immigration while Obama held the record on most non-citizen removals in US history, more than Bush and Clinton combined, garnering him the derisive nickname deporter-in-chief. Trump promised a strong economy, even as the unemployment rate dropped below 5%, which is considered full employment, and Obama’s last full month in office marked the 75th month of consecutive job growth–the best on record to date. According to Forbes, the Dow “reached new highs the remaining two years while [Obama] was in office and another one in his last month.” And, to touch on a cultural issue, in spite of vitriolic rhetoric from Trump supporters that Obama has been race-obsessed, our 44th president “talked less about race than any other Democratic president since 1961,” according to a University of Pennsylvania political scientist that “examined the Public Papers of the Presidents, a compilation of nearly all public presidential utterances—­proclamations, news-conference remarks, [and] executive orders.” By contrast, Trump was endorsed by the infamous David Duke, a convicted felon, holocaust denier, and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. One begins to feel that the details of the presidency when Trump was running mattered far less to Republican voters than who actually inhabited the role on stage. Looking back at the previous three years, it seems clear that Republican voters wanted the successes Obama gave them, but what they really wanted was someone they felt comfortable attributing those successes to. Gullible, or hypocritical?

Lyle Lanley is back in town. When he showed up the first time he’d only been to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. Now he’s been all over America and he’s back in your town and, guess what? He’s got another monorail to sell. It shouldn’t be too hard: a new Gallup poll gives Trump his first net positive approval rating since January 2017. Before we double down and buy another gallon of snake oil, how well has the first batch fared?

By any reasonable, objective standard, Trump’s presidency has been, to paraphrase his predecessor, “a shit show.” If the GOP could easily ignore the successes of an opponent president that presides over record job growth and the killing of Osama bin Laden, they have been just as adept at ignoring the raging clusterfuck that has been the Trump administration. And it’s at this point that I have to frustratingly concede that there is no way to reasonably list every at-hand example of ineptitude and malice; there’s simply too many, so we will have to limit ourselves to Donald Trump’s greatest hits.

He ignored the Russian interference in the 2016 election (interference which was confirmed by Robert Mueller’s report), and does not appear concerned that it is happening again with both his re-election campaign and the campaign of Bernie Sanders, going so far as reprimanding his intelligence staff for failing to conceal reports of interference from the House Intelligence Committee.

He surrounded himself by criminals, contradicting his campaign cry to “drain the swamp” of Washington D.C. Several of his campaign officials, including his campaign chairman, have been indicted for varying crimes. His personal attorney and his former National Security Advisor have been indicted and convicted. The Mueller probe resulted in 34 individual indictments (and 3 Russian business indictments).

He has put important agencies in the hands of woeful incompetents. The Dept of Education is headed by an individual that is happy to divert federal funds away from public schools and lauded Trump for cutting education funding. The Dept of Energy was given over to Rick Perry, who publicly called for its abolition, later admitting he had no idea that the department is responsible for the design, maintenance, and testing of our country’s nuclear weapons arsenal. Perry’s predecessor was an actual nuclear scientist; by contrast, Perry majored Animal Science at Texas A&M. Trump’s head of the EPA previously sued the agency (multiple times) and eventually resigned amid a flurry of ethics violations. His labor secretary has criticized rules that are designed to protect workers and his HUD secretary has criticized policies intended to fight segregation in housing. Michael Lewis has written a whole book on the Trump Administration’s failure to provide proper project management within the executive bureaucracy, the book’s eponymous “fifth risk.”

Trump withdrew from the Iran Nuclear Deal, increasing tensions between Washington and Tehran. Iran has since withdrawn from its agreement to limit uranium enrichment, reduce its stockpile of uranium, and curb research and development. Any even-keel diplomacy gained under Obama is, for the moment, irreparable.

Trump started a trade war that has cost America’s farmer a lot. So much, in fact, that we’ve given them $28 billion in aid over two years to make up the losses, the highest level of farm subsidies in 14 years. Dairy exports to China have decreased 50%. China slapped tariffs on soybeans and has virtually stopped buying American soybeans, opening the way for South American competition and affecting some 75,000 farmers in Illinois (our country’s number one soybean producer).

Trump has added more to our national debt than Bill Clinton and George W. Bush combined. Our deficit, which Trump promised to eliminate within eight years, has increased by 68%. A recession is due in 2021 according to economists, and though it will be Trump’s fault, if he loses the election in November it will undoubtedly be blamed on Democrats.

Most recently, Trump has put Vice President Mike Pence in charge of the coronavirus outbreak response, even though Pence dealt inadequately with one of the worst HIV outbreaks in Indiana state history when he served as governor, and has written unequivocally that “[cigarette] smoking doesn’t kill.” His record with public health crises is such that one epidemiologist compared Trump’s appointment of Pence to “putting an arsonist in charge of the fire department.” Not only is Pence’s appointment inadequate, the Trump Administration has cut a number of disease security programs that would have helped contain the virus, including an 80% cut to the CDC’s global disease outbreak program.

And, as I’ve said before, we could go on and on. There’s plenty I’ve not touched on because, well, it’s so goddamned exhausting to rehash all of the nonsense. The problems with Trump have been predictable and avoidable. There’s no other way to put it. Yet, Trump’s support among Republicans has never been higher. Gullible, or hypocrites?

In their book Democracy for Realists, political scientists Christopher Achen and Larry Bartels offer disturbing insight into voting behavior: “Voters don’t have anything like coherent preferences. Most people pay little attention to politics; when they vote, if they vote at all, they do so irrationally and for contradictory reasons.” They dismiss the notion that most of us hold dear, which is that citizens vote for whichever leader will carry out their preferences for how government ought to function. This isn’t how voters operate. Rather, the voters “make political decisions on the basis of social identities and partisan loyalties, not an honest examination of reality.”

Americans are not particularly informed about their government, with a disturbingly high number unfamiliar with the branches of government or the provisions in the First Amendment. A PEW research poll showed that only 19% of those polled could identify the Prime Minister of Britain, 28% could name the Chief Justice (fyi: Roberts succeeded Rehnquist in 2005), and only 34% were aware that the TARP legislation was enacted by Bush, not Obama.

So, if you don’t know what the government does, and you are not particularly convinced that the government does anything worth doing in the first place, why would you be scared to put a megalomaniac in charge of it?

The horrifying reality is that applying rationale to a decision as important as who should be president is a pointless endeavor. We have long theorized that voters reward incumbents for a good economy and vote them out when things are going poorly (the so-called economic voting theory). If this is the case, why wasn’t Clinton elected as candidate of the incumbent party? Well, two reasons: the first is that income inequality has not gotten better (it’s gotten worse), though this fails to satisfy the premise of gullibility or stupidity in the American electorate as any vote for a crass bankruptcy-prone billionaire as the savior of the little people is short-sighted at best. The second reason is that Americans see politics like a football game. They just want their team to win, consequences be damned. We all have friends and families that root for teams that constantly lose. That’s the American voter for you: we care more about who gets to spend the money than we do about how that money is spent. Maybe Marge Simpson’s plan to fix Springfield’s roads is solid, but unfortunately she’s not part of the team–Lyle Lanley, on the other hand, is wearing red. That’s all that really matters in the end, right?

So: now what? Resign to the fact that we are surrounded by one of two camps (at best): the very stupid, or the very gullible? Ugh, I’m not optimistic. But hey, I’ll give you something to think about if you’re feeling down about all of this (as you should be).

First off, it’s the older generation that is fighting tooth and nail to prevent the younger generations (millennials and Gen Z) from taking over. What happens to older generations? They die off. We won’t always have to listen to out-of-touch seventy-year-olds intent on ignoring stagnant wages and the spike in mass shootings, and railing against those of us who see the problems and speak up about them. The people that qualified which water fountain black people were allowed to drink from won’t be around much longer to call the rest of us snowflakes, while they lament gay marriage over china cups of Folger’s coffee. Joe Biden, who fought for school segregation, and Michael Bloomberg, who has been fighting sexual harassment allegations for years, are unlikely to be around for the elections of 2024 and 2028. So there’s that, at least.

Second, our country is becoming less religious. I find Trump’s overwhelming support by evangelicals to be particularly satisfying. They have ceded the moral high ground, and quite publicly, too. I can now stare blankly when another invokes their Christian belief system as justification for opposing some perceived immorality. “I’m sorry,” I might say, “am I supposed to equate Christianity with morals?” I apologize and explain that I hadn’t been aware that corruption was anathema to the Christian belief system. “I just didn’t realize,” I say, with a friendly chuckle, “but that’s good to know. I always thought you would know them by their fruit.”

And lastly, we’re going to have to support politicians that can save us from ourselves. Our stupidity, our gullibility? It’s the human condition. But we can curtail it. We really can.

We need media laws that prevent falsehoods from being portrayed as news, like the FCC fairness doctrine that was revoked in the eighties. Schools are already tackling so-called “fake news” in how they instruct our children, and senior citizens are being taught to handle disinformation, too.

We need term limits on legislators to minimize hyper-partisanship. Read about the pros and cons here. While you’re at it, learn the difference between being partisan and being hyper-partisan. Check out these two articles on the subject here and here.

We need to overturn Citizens United v. FEC so that wealth and corruption don’t dominate our elections, providing disproportionate voices from the rich over everyone else.

We need to pass a law in the Senate that requires a supermajority to confirm SCOTUS nominees that aren’t approved by the American Bar Association.

We need further restrictions on lobbying activities, and a lifetime ban on lobbying for any elected legislator.

We need comprehensive and enforceable laws that target nepotism and improper emoluments with regard to all elected officials.

And, most importantly, we need an educational system that teaches our students to understand how to look past their own biases when they make political decisions. We need students that study philosophy, sociology, psychology, economics, and statistics before they reach college age and their biases of the world begin to set. Until we all learn to look inwardly, we will continue to fall victim to our own gullibility and ignorance.

Now, here’s Conan O’Brien performing his legendary monorail song at the 2014 Hollywood Bowl. Cheers!

Holding: Communism isn’t making a comeback–and perhaps you need a refresher in American history.

On November 12, 2019, New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman waxed hopefully that former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg would enter the Democratic presidential primary race and, twelve days later, he got his wish. I admire Thomas Friedman. He’s written a handful of books that should be required reading for college freshmen. His 2012 book That Used To Be Us, co-written with Michael Mandelbaum, who is currently serving as Director of the American Foreign Policy program at Johns Hopkins University, is a veritable blueprint for fixing the plethora of problems that plague our country today, from staying on top of developments in information technology to better managing our energy consumption crisis, though the conclusions drawn by the book are hard to square with Friedman’s unabashed support for Bush’s invasion of Iraq, which recently-deceased Pulitzer finalist Jean Edward Smith called, in his 2016 biography of George W. Bush, “the worst foreign policy decision ever made by an American president.”

Friedman’s article, titled Why I Like Mike in a confounding rhetorical invocation of Dwight Eisenhower that one hopes is coincidental, was timely as rectal cancer. Demonstrating precisely how out of touch the initiate consistently appear to be, he laments that the word ‘billionaire’ “has become a dirty word and a disqualifying status for many in the left of the Democratic Party.” Friedman is no stranger to billionaires: his late father-in-law was worth a cool $1.2 billion, and Bloomberg donated to the language arts museum Friedman’s wife Ann is building in DC, hosted within the famed Franklin School where Alexander Graham Bell made the first wireless voice transmission. One might be convinced there are non-political considerations at play into why Friedman likes Mike, though he does disclose the conflict of interest in his article. He goes on to write: “Bloomberg is a long shot. He knows that. But I believe his entry into the race — even if it doesn’t propel him to the head of the ticket — will highlight some of these issues that are vital to Democrats’ success and increase the odds that they will produce a presidential candidate with the attributes needed to both get elected and govern effectively.” Wait, what?

One is hard pressed to surmise what Bloomberg is adding to political discourse that is so crucial to the Democrats’ ability to win the White House in November. He’s hardly a contender; he’s neither a powerhouse of political might, nor a particularly charismatic or imposing figure. Mini Mike, as he’s been dubbed by President Trump in what is no doubt an affectionate attempt at camaraderie with his fellow New Yorker, is 78 years old, nine inches shorter than the President, and he claimed non-Democrat affiliation between 2001 and 2018. One of his signature policies as mayor of New York was stop-and-frisk, an NYPD practice of detaining and searching civilians based on reasonable suspicion, which resulted in a predictably disproportionate focus on blacks and Latinos. While he has apologized numerous times, one remains skeptical: his claim that he cut stops by 95% is undercut by the over 600% increase in police use of stop-and-frisk during his first ten years in office, according to the New York Civil Liberties Union. Contrast this with the fact that the previous Democrat to hold the highest office in the land, Barack Obama, was the first sitting US President to visit a federal prison, appearing on the Vice Special Report titled Fixing the System, which scrutinized the cyclical incarceration of non-violent drug offenders. “This could have been my son,” President Obama said when Trayvon Martin was shot and killed. It is puzzling to think of what trajectory the Democratic Party might take in moving from Obama to Bloomberg. Of course, Mayor Bloomberg is merely a symbol for another phenomenon that the Democrats must contend with: the rising popularity of democratic socialism. The people want it, even if the party elites do not.

Suddenly, Bloomberg is boasting more than a hundred mayoral endorsements, including that of Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner, who praised him for his apology over stop-and-frisk. This week, Friedman has penned another piece insisting that a failure to put the former New York Mayor on the ticket is tantamount to handing the election to Donald Trump. How is it that Bloomberg, who hasn’t even qualified for every debate, is suddenly the Democratic darling? To wit: he’s not. He’s merely the ultimate establishment candidate to counter the ultimate anti-establishmentarian, Bernie Sanders, whose successes in Iowa and New Hampshire have got the liberal powerhouse scrambling to knee-cap the Vermont populist. John Kass, writing for the Chicago Tribune, confirms that the fear of Sanders in the Democratic Party is made manifest in the “Media Adulation of Mike.” David Graham of The Atlantic piles on in his piece It’s Bernie Versus Mike Now. Columbia University professor John McWhorter, also writing for The Atlantic in a recent contribution, admits that Bloomberg “flunks the wokeness test,” but concedes that we cannot disqualify him because Trump is the bigger threat. Jennifer Rubin, in one piece for the Washington Post, and Jon Cowan and Jim Kessler in another joint piece, confront Sanders’ perceived unelectability. Before the New York Times Editorial Board, Sanders garners almost no nods for endorsement. “I don’t tolerate bullshit terribly well,” he says to a frigid room of dubious and indignant faces looking back at him.

Bernie Sanders, a “self-styled socialist,” took his oath as mayor of Burlington, Vermont in April, 1981. US News & World Report ranked him as one of America’s best mayors in 1987. In 1990, he was the first Independent elected to the House of Representatives in forty years, defeating the Republican incumbent. He was reelected seven times before winning a Senate seat in 2006 (in part with the help of Senator Obama of Illinois, and the endorsements of Harry Reid, Howard Dean, and Chuck Schumer). This is not the record of someone who is ostensibly unelectable on the national stage. In fact, in his 2016 run against Clinton to clench the party nomination, Sanders won 23 primaries and caucuses, and 46% of pledged delegates. He has already dominated the current race, coming in neck-and-neck with Buttigieg in Iowa, and winning the New Hampshire primary. WPA Intelligence and FiveThirtyEight both show Sanders dominating in the upcoming Nevada caucus, with reports that he has as much as a ten-point lead. Bloomberg, on the other hand, hasn’t won a single delegate, unlike Sanders, Buttigieg, Warren, Biden, and Klobuchar.

It isn’t hard to see why Sanders is so popular. In his youth, he attended the March on Washington, where Reverend King gave his famous I Have a Dream speech. He was arrested and fined in Englewood for demonstrating against school segregation. Nor did his mayorship and congressional runs mellow him out. “Since the Republicans took over Congress in 1995, no other lawmaker… has passed more [amendments that actually went to a vote on the floor] … than Bernie Sanders,” Matt Taibbi wrote in Rolling Stone. He went on to praise Sanders’ ability to form coalitions across party lines as an Independent and dubbed him the amendment king. He wrote, “For all the fuss over his “socialist” tag, Sanders is really a classic populist outsider. The mere fact that Sanders signed off on the idea of serving as my guide says a lot about his attitude toward government in general: He wants people to see exactly what he’s up against.” In 2013, Sanders touted Elizabeth Warren as a Presidential contender. However, when she declined to run, Sanders stepped in.

In his announcement on May 26, 2015, Sanders said, “”I don’t believe that the men and women who defended American democracy fought to create a situation where billionaires own the political process.” True to this ethos, his campaign rejected large donations from corporate interests, the finance industry, and Super PACs. Taibbi chimed in from his platform on Rolling Stone: “He is the rarest of Washington animals, a completely honest person.” After his defeat by Hillary Clinton, he endorsed the former Secretary of State in July. Emails from the DNC leaked out in June and July, revealing leadership favor for Clinton over Sanders, and indicating that the DNC conspired to help Clinton win the nomination. Sanders responded on CNN: “It is an outrage and sad that you would have people in important positions in the DNC trying to undermine my campaign. It goes without saying: the function of the DNC is to represent all of the candidates—to be fair and even-minded. But again, we discussed this many, many months ago, on this show, so what is revealed now is not a shock to me.” One almost hears the echo of this sentiment years later, confined to the conference room where Sanders met with the unimpressed New York Times Editorial Board: “I don’t tolerate bullshit terribly well.” One is left to wonder why a panel as distinguished as the New York Times Editorial Board seems so eager to do precisely that, as does everyone else that dismisses Sanders. Is it that they’re too cynical to believe in him, or too naïve to comprehend the institutional grift that Sanders has been fighting for so long?

Friedman’s out-of-the-blue praise of Bloomberg seems colored by establishment favoritism in light of the DNC’s actions against Sanders, as well as Clinton’s recent comments about the former rival that endorsed her in good faith after the rigged defeat of his campaign. Affirmed by Lacey Rose of The Hollywood Reporter, Clinton is quoted as saying of Sanders in an upcoming Hulu documentary, “Nobody likes him, nobody wants to work with him, he got nothing done. He was a career politician.” Bloomberg is played up, perhaps inadvertently, as the next Hillary Clinton. Recent reports indicate he may be considering her as a running mate, as if he could ever get far enough in the race to address such considerations. The contrast between sides within the Democratic establishment couldn’t be sharper: stop-and-frisk, or march on Washington? Billionaire, or rejection of corporate donations? What exactly compels one to dismiss a man as painfully genuine as Bernie Sanders, to put a man that marched in Martin Luther King Jr’s wake and risked arrest to fight against segregation beneath a wealthy (landed, planter-class) enabler of racial policing tactics? What possible offense, other than integrity and popularity, has Sanders committed? In a word: socialism.

The ire comes from a willful misunderstanding of the word, a semantic frustration that likens the social programs of FDR, developed to help the working class during the Great Depression and the rural folk suffering from the desolation of the dust bowl, with the Great Purge of Stalin under totalitarian communist rule. To fall into such totalitarianism, the democratically elected leaders must close their eyes and ears, the courts must ignore all infringements of constitutionalism, and the putative Comrade Sanders must be wholly devoted to stark villainy in this, the twilight of his political life. Of course, the very thought is laughable. Sanders’ brand of socialism is a devotion to using social programs within the confines of capitalism to provide a safety net for the most vulnerable groups in our country, and provide public services that move the country into a position where we can begin to rank as well as our international neighbors in healthcare access and outcomes, education, public transportation, infrastructure, and more. In short, items that were once deemed crucially important, but have fallen by the wayside since the Reagan years.

From the fateful stock market crash in 1929 known as Black Thursday to 1933, America endured a great contraction–what Anna Schwarz and Nobel laureate Milton Friedman called the post-crash recessionary period in their 1963 book A Monetary History of the United States, 1867 – 1960. Manufacturing output decreased by a third, pricing deflation made debts harder to repay, unemployment rose from 4% to 25%. The depression hit hard. Many lost their full-time work status, subsisting on piecemeal wages from reduced employment. To make matters worse, another problem was brewing in the farm belt. Over-planting and harvesting of wheat drove prices down, which led unknowledgeable farmers to plant twice as much. The over-tilled soil wanted for dryland farming practices. Coupled with a lack of steady rainfall, an immitigable disaster dubbed the dust bowl plundered Kansas, Oklahoma, and parts of Texas (famed documentarian Ken Burns produced a stellar four-hour PBS documentary that recounts the full impact of the dust bowl on America during the depression). One Amarillo dust storm rose 10,000 feet into the air and blew with winds of 60 mph. There were few safety nets at the time. Without the FDIC (which wouldn’t be enacted until three months into FDR’s first term), bank deposits weren’t insured, and depositors lost their savings. Private charities were few and far between. And while the Federal Reserve could have mitigated the effects of the initial crash and calmed the stampede-like financial panic, they exacerbated the circumstances through inaction, rather than fulfilling their duty to oversee and manage monetary policy. The causes of the disaster on Wall Street are extensively discussed by academics and economists. Ben Bernanke, Federal Reserve Chairman under George W. Bush and Barack Obama, and successor to the notorious Alan Greenspan, has written extensively on the subject.

Franklin Roosevelt became President in 1933, bringing a series of reforms, regulations, and social programs to aid the desperate men and women across the United States. The SEC was formed and the Truth in Securities Act passed in order to prevent corporate abuses and to “provide full and fair disclosure of the character of securities sold in interstate and foreign commerce and through the mails, and to prevent frauds in the sale thereof,” constituting the first regulation of securities at the federal level. The Works Progress Administration, working in tandem with the Public Works Administration, built America’s infrastructure: roads, bridges, and sidewalks; schools, playgrounds, museums, and libraries; courthouses, post-offices, community centers, and city halls; hospitals, utility plants… These agencies oversaw the creation of hundreds of thousands of miles of road, reforestation of overworked lands, and flood control projects. The Rural Electrification Administration brought electrical power to remote areas in a time when little more than 10% of US farms had access to electricity. The Resettlement Administration, later folded into the Farm Security Administration, built relief camps for migratory workers, set up homestead communities, educated hundreds of thousands of farm families, provided millions of dollars in loans to tenant farmers, and had a small-scale yet highly influential documentary photography program. The Social Security Administration provided welfare benefits, unemployment insurance, and retirement pensions. The National Youth Administration helped millions of youth find jobs, train for vocations, and aspire to higher education levels. The subsequent skilled labor pools were essential for the coming war industry economy. The Civil Works Administration provided jobs for over three million men. The Civilian Conservation Corps targeted young men, providing work relief for over three million enrollees across nine years. The CCC planted trees, built roads, fought fires, dug ditches for irrigation, repaired service buildings, managed wildlife and insect ecology, and built flood barriers. An accurate list of CCC accomplishments would take up pages and, in fact, how the Roosevelt Administration handled the depression fundamentally changed America and how we view government and its handling of national crises.

In 1935, Roosevelt’s Secretary of Agriculture Henry Wallace purged the Agriculture Adjustment Administration of its communist employees, which did nothing to alleviate the accusations against the President and his administration. “FDR was called a socialist and a communist,” President Obama said during an interview on Late Night with David Letterman in 2009, a statement Politifact rated as True. Newspaper mogul William Randolph Hearst, you’ll know his father George from Gerald Raney’s superb rendition of the legendary Boy-the-Earth-Talks-To in HBO’s Deadwood, didn’t approve of FDR’s tax hikes for the wealthy, opposing the incumbent president with all the might his press could muster. The similarities, perhaps not reproducible with an allegorical map-key preciseness, are striking when one thinks of the Sanders-Bloomberg schism in Democratic politics today.

In Marxist theory, socialism is a transition between capitalism and the realization of pure communism. In American history and left-leaning policy-making, it has a looser, broader meaning: regulatory policies that seek to eradicate trenchant economic inequality. Historically, talks of inequality go hand-in-hand with injustice. Michael Eric Dyson wrote that Martin Luther King, Jr. had by 1968 become “more critical of economic inequities, pointing out that America practiced ‘socialism for the rich and free enterprise for the poor.'” Sanders posted this quote from his Twitter account in August 2018, and he’s stood by this concise view of democratic socialism consistently throughout the years. We think of it today simply as responsible tax money allocation, which pays for public services like firefighters, policemen, essential repairs to our national roads, inspection of meat packing plants, and the maintenance of our water treatment systems. This simple governmental mandate has been vilified throughout modern American history. Thomas Dewey called it “creeping socialism” in 1939. Herbert Hoover said that FDR’s policies were leading America on a “march to Moscow.” On the other hand, Truman called socialism a “scare word,” and John Nichols’ 2011 book on the subject was playfully titled The “S” Word, a tongue-in-cheek jab at the fear-mongers in this work bearing the subtitle A Short History of an American Tradition.

The horrors of socialism continued after FDR was dead and buried. Truman oversaw the administration of Roosevelt’s GI Bill, increased public housing construction and facilitated government involvement in the mortgage process, and passed the Employment Act of 1946, which aimed to “promote maximum employment, production, and purchasing power.” Following Truman in 1953, Dwight Eisenhower would be unelectable by the modern GOP’s standards of economic governance. The top marginal tax rate under Ike was 90% according to Bernie Sanders in 2015 in an exchange with debate moderator Nancy Cordes of CBS News, which has been affirmed by Politifact. Eisenhower also subsidized the agriculture industry during the drought, oversaw the development of the interstate highway system and the creation of NASA, and he authorized the creation of ARPA, later DARPA, which invented the forerunner to the modern internet (Sorry, Al Gore). Kennedy established the Peace Corps and raised the federal minimum wage. He passed the Area Redevelopment Act, which provided funding to struggling regions of the country. The Housing Act of 1961 funded urban renewal projects, public housing, and authorized federal mortgage loans for individuals that couldn’t qualify for public assistance. He signed legislation to assist with job training, increased regulation of pharmaceutical manufacturers, and grants for the construction of institutions of higher learning. He tried, and failed, to pass: legislation that devoted billions of dollars to educational aid for the states; a healthcare bill that subsidized nursing costs for the elderly; and a bill that would have established a department consistent with the modern HUD. LBJ gave us Medicare, Medicaid, food stamps, Head Start, legal aid services, and the Job Corps. Nixon created the EPA and supported the Family Assistance Plan, which was reduced by Congress to the Supplementary Security Income program incorporated into the Social Security Act.

Now we’re setting the stage for modern America. Under Nixon, the top marginal tax rate fell to 70%. It fell again under Reagan, this time to 50% (and down again to 35% under George W. Bush). The pension system was largely dismantled for the riskier and lower-yielding 401k program, providing tax benefits for employers. His Reaganomics programs cut taxes for the rich under the assumption that the savings enjoyed by the wealthy would fall upon the poor beneath them like a gentle rain in springtime. This didn’t happen. “If you want to increase investment, give money to the poor and the working people,” Noam Chomsky said in the documentary version of his book Requiem for the American Dream. “They have to keep alive, so they spend their incomes. That stimulates production, stimulates investment, leads to job growth and so on.” The wealthy don’t spend their money at that downtown knick-knack shop, they don’t buy a used Honda at the local dealership, they don’t swing by the grocery store for jelly beans, and they have no reason to set foot in a Half Price Books. 

It is an elitist theory that wages are self-stabilizing, that employers will pay what they should to well-deserving employees, and that underpaid employees are undeserving, lazy, inferior. The reality is that if the dogs beneath the table are waiting for a slice of bread, and all that the master throws is a handful of crumbs, the dogs will either fight over those crumbs, or rise up and feast on the master. If gutting the man with the bread isn’t an option, the dogs will eat each other out of desperation. Look to Victor Frankl’s famous book Man’s Search for Meaning, which chronicles the author’s experience in a concentration camp during World War II. He speaks of indecent prisoners, fellow jews who have risen to the rank of kapo: functionaries that tortured their fellow prisoners for personal gain and preferential treatment. We see this bit of human social psychology playing out today on a larger scale, though with less severe stakes. Rather than question why your lot is so meager, you blame those with less for deserving their misfortune, even when it’s apparent that the system is rigged against you. Or, accepting your meager lot, you serve the master in exchange for a slightly bigger portion of goulash.

In fact, it was the policies of Ronald Reagan that turned the middle-class into the working poor. President George H.W. Bush called the supply-side tactics “voodoo economics” before he became Reagan’s Vice President.  According to French economist Thomas Piketty, higher taxes on the rich brings down the wealth of the elites, and raise up the working people into a middle class. This is progressive taxation, putting excess wages into the hands of the workers and dis-incentivizing the fleecing of the proletariat by the bourgeoisie. “After all,” writes Thom Hartmann in Salon, “why take another billion when 91 percent of it [is] just going to be paid in taxes?” John Komlos writes, “Under Reaganomics, the ultrarich [sic] had their taxes cut sharply — by about half. A millionaire who was paying $700,000 in taxes in the 1970s saw her taxes cut to $350,000 in the 1980s. But what was he or she going to do with the $350,000 windfall? Some spent it on conspicuous consumption, but many decided to fund think tanks and hire economists to support their ideology, while others used the windfall to influence politicians and shape laws. And so the tax cuts became a vicious circle in which wealth begot more wealth and still more influence.” The best assessment of wages I’ve come across is from comedian Chris Rock. ““I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage,” he says in his routine. “You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boss was trying to say? “Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.”

The routine Republican practice of cutting the marginal tax rate and gutting the social programs that make our country great has brought us to where we are today. The signature policies of great men like FDR and Eisenhower are derided as socialism. Business-as-usual is dismissed as communist propaganda. Facts and history are forgotten or manipulated. Military spending keeps going up, while our focus on infrastructure, healthcare, and education fall by the wayside. Are we getting anything in return for our GOP-led ideology? Well, according to all possible metrics, no.

According to the Pew Research Center, academic achievement in the United States stands in the middle when compared to other countries, ranking 38 of 71 in math, and 24th in science. In spite of this, we spend more on education per student than almost any other country. Our healthcare system is the most expensive in the world, but that doesn’t lead to better outcomes. We are grossly outranked in life expectancy and infant mortality by other nations, access to healthcare and its affordability is far more restrictive here than abroad, and yet costs are projected to continue growing at an alarming rate. Insulin rationing is becoming more common as the life-saving drug is increasingly unaffordable. What about infrastructure? According to the American Society of Civil Engineers, we score a D+. Wage growth? No, wage stagnation.

If these abysmal statistics weren’t enough to start a movement, the increasingly tenuous grasp on our democracy may have been the breaking point, enough to shock the national consciousness into embracing a so-called socialist. It’s bad enough to tolerate a current-POTUS that eschews humility, intelligence, and class on a daily basis, but hey: it’s democracy, right? You win some, you lose some. It hasn’t felt that way, though. In the 2000 presidential election, the Democratic candidate won the popular vote by 500,000 votes, but lost the election. Adding insult to injury, the Republican-leaning Rehnquist Court handed the election to Bush, a decision that might have been palatable if it didn’t come with an order to stop counting the disputed votes–a decidedly undemocratic mandate that retired Associate Justice Sandra Day O’Connor has since regretted. In 2016, a series of events weakened the belief of the people in America democracy. First, the GOP denied the incumbent president’s Supreme Court nominee a hearing. Then there was the the behind-the-scenes dealings of the DNC that clenched the nomination for Clinton over Sanders. Lastly, of course, was the outcome of the election itself, almost as hotly contested as the 2000 decision of Bush v. Gore: Clinton won the popular vote by three million votes, but failed to win enough electoral votes, a reminder to many of the increasing obsoletion of the Electoral College (there have only been five times in history when the winner of the popular vote failed to win the election; three times in the 1800s, and twice in the past twenty years). To make matters worse, an investigation led by Robert Mueller concluded that Russia interfered in the election in a manner that was “sweeping and systematic” and “violated U.S. criminal law,” resulting in twenty-nine criminal indictments. President Trump dismissed the findings and busied himself gutting the internal workings of the federal government through sheer ineptitude, which became the topic of author Michael Lewis’ fascinating book The Fifth Risk, published in 2018. Attacks on democracy haven’t slowed, either. Last October, Senate Republicans blocked two election security bills, and last week, they blocked even more. Recently, Mitch McConnell called the prospect of making Election Day a federal holiday a “power grab” by Democrats.

Cue Bernie Sanders, the self-styled socialist. Is there any doubt why, in such a climate, a man like Sanders has become so popular?

In this age of information, the muck-raking smear campaign that equates historical American socialist practices with the Iron Curtain of the Stalin Regime emboldens Sanders’ supporters. When you are fighting against an unfair concentration of wealth, those who are currently enjoying that concentration are going to slap back. Our short memory–the financial crisis, worse than the Great Depression, was only twelve years ago–is a boon to the elites. The same wealthy caste that deregulated the mortgage industry, doled out shitty mortgages like hard candy knowing that securitization prevents lenders from worrying about whether or not the borrowers will default, and then turned a blind eye while Moody’s gave AAA ratings to these sacks filled with subprime mortgages, ultimately leading to a global financial catastrophe, wants you to think that affordable healthcare is going to break into your home and smother your children with a pillow.

The sad reality is that the vision Sanders has for America is consistent with what is already being done in other nations of the world (Britain has had national healthcare since 1948). “We don’t want to be like Venezuela!” his opponents cry. No, perhaps not. How about Australia? Japan? Italy, Canada, New Zealand, Finland, Singapore, Iceland, Portugal, Israel–no one is taking out a second mortgage in these countries in order to afford chemotherapy. No, that only happens in the United States.



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